make me choose between:

widowsass:

  • two ships
  • two characters
  • two fandoms
  • two anything at all
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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

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2spooky4mescaryskeletons:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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SOON

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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  • me:*plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*
  • me:*opens microsoft word* wait, what?
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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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  • me at the zoo:where are the dragons
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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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cokeflow:

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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